Mr Smith AMS

A pervert who teaches 7th grade science. Everytime he is behind his desk he is most likely watching pron and jacking off to some 7th grade girls Snapchat pictures.

“Mr Smith I threw away my papers that I needed”-student “Your a bad girl”-Mr Smith AMS

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Am I bisexual?

Don't ask me, ask yourself why you researched this😏

Dude, you're obv bi if you're searching up shit like this
"Am I bisexual?"

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2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

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Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

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I am groot

I am groot i am groot I am groot i am groot

I am groot

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therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.

Therefore I Am likes facial hair variations.

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I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off

Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!

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