July 2

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

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October 2

National make your crush like you day.

Me: do you like me
Her: no
Me: yes you do it’s October 2
Her: OK BOOMER!!!!! I like you

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Starcraft 2

'Nuff said. Bitch.

Red Alert + C&C + Supreme Commander + etc. < StarCraft 2.

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2 pac

A legendary rapper. Still dead but making millions of dollars of his records

R.I.P

2 pac the best rapper ever

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Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

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Halo 2

Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.

Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.

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march 2

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back

Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day

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