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parties thrown by Asian parents who always invite many other Asian families. Always involves good food and often karaoke and cards.
There's going to be an Asian Party at my house for Chinese New Years.
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the smexy mofo's
who wear there hair to a swoosh.
and have pretty long hair.
they wear skinny jeans.
& when you have asian swag everyone loves & knows you even the creepers. -_-
like me! jk jk.
my 'mom' has asian swag.
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when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes
Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?
Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.
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When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.
Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!
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the act of one person resting his or her head on another person's shoulders (in a completely platonic way). Apparently a common thing for friends to do in China when one of them is tired.
I was tired, so Jerry let me give him some asian cuddles.
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Asian Whiplash is a self-inflicted injury that usually affects those with yellow fever. When the affected individual sees someone of Asian decent, they quickly turn their, or turn their head to far in one direction, to look at the person, causing an unpleasant pain in the neck. The pain in the neck is usually cancelled out by the pleasure on the eyes at the sight of an Asian, however, so they never learn and the injury rarely gets a chance to heal.
Person A (Plagued by Yellow Fever) is walking down the street and they see an Asian. Not wanting to be TOO obvious and stop walking, they turn their head as they continue on, causing Asian Whiplash. Persons accompanying Person A are likely heard to say "Don't break your neck!"
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When one has extreme attraction towards Asians of the opposite sex
I’ve got a major case of asian fever
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