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December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.
Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
When your wife tells you how to relate to women.
Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen
What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.
Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*
who the frick asked
bro your so childish just say who the fuck asked
A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,
Sure, if I can have yours.
Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?
Oh? Thats news to me bub!