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Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.

Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!

by JDubbaya June 7, 2011

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Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 5, 2017


anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

by flathead saunders November 18, 2010


Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009


Mc asshole

A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.

I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.

by The real Mike Gleason October 7, 2007

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Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.

Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 20, 2011

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Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

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