A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.
Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.
When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.