Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"
person B: "EVERYTHING"