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An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes
Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit
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This is the day in which you must grab boys and girls ass day
It’s August 15 gotta grab his ass since I love him so much
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National Cat day. It is also Emmy A s birthday.
It's August 8, National Cat day! Everyone should show appretiation for their cats! (It is also Emmy A s birthday!
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her: what are you doing today
him: nibba its august 24th
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idk some bitch fionna was born
“do you know some bitch fionna was born august 3rd?”
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August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .
friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!
me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
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The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
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