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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022


australian shotgun

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.

I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.

by Aristocratic Linen April 6, 2017


Australian Whoopass

to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.

Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.

by Snoresville November 29, 2015


australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019


Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021


Australian Yawn

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

by mamamusa June 4, 2017


Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 6, 2022