Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

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over the hills, far away

telletubbies come to play

over the hills, far away. telletubbies come to play

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nobody cares go away

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".

Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

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a hug a day keeps the herpies away

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

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get away from the flamin' boatshed!

1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"

Me: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*

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Give your hoodie away day

It doesn't have to be your girlfriend or boyfriend, but your best friend or friend too
The day is October 11th

Let's go and participate in give your hoodie away day

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A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth

A lackluster performance resulting in a loss. Afterwards leaving a sense of regret for watching.

I really spent the remaining hours of my weekend watching a Sunday evening away game in Perth? Why haven’t I learnt by now?!