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The Badger Effect

In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)

"Then I committed the badger effect lol."

"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."

by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020


Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.

I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.

by Her Purpleness June 13, 2012


burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.

Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.

by swhale January 2, 2011


Badger thighs

Typically an insult. Used to describe a person with one leg shorter than the other.

I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem

by Rowdyman March 24, 2021


Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs

badger link helped me get not dumb dumb

by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020


Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)

For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law

by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021


honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.

I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.

by BEARBEARLALAB August 4, 2017