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while partners are engaged in sexual acts the female has her legs placed behind her head in a basket like shape and the male places his genitalia (cock and balls) into the vagina simultaneously.
Mitch: Hey man you know that girl from the bar last night
Tom: Yeah what about her
Mitch: I went to give her the Nigerian fruit basket and she suprisingly took it all.
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When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth
Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.
When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate
"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"
When you hide a dead body with feces, urine,semen and food and dump it onto oncoming traffic.
Me and my grandfather did a oncoming trash basket with grandma (Sandie).
A form of fellatio where the scrotum and entire shaft of the penis are simultaneously suckled upon.
Have you seen that Fran Drescher? I bet she gives a mean Sicilian Easter Basket.
The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.
I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.
When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.