A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags
You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick
Totally stupid and annoying person.
Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!
You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.
A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard
Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight