A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.
A dirty or messed up, the do you wrong type of guy, the idc about any girl, just a Mr.WasteMyTime
Damn, fuck those grimey bastards, they really fucked us over
Omg he is so bad and stinky. He is live in side of the sewers and is so smelly omg. This smells really bad and I think he likes obama and he likes joe joe bidan and he like s donild trompand because he is a rat stinky. he eats trash yeah but his faverite food is ToES AND FEET! rat badterd love feet yummy.
The Rat Bastard is being cringe again!! Get the bug spray......
The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.
*silence*
B: You birthday bastard.
Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking