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Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
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A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.
"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story
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to eject seamen out of your penis
eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it
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"going crazy" see goes nuts
"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"
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Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.
I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋
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Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.
Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut
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A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.
Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.
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