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chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009


Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 10, 2015


tough beans

The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.

You didn't get the cut? Tough Beans, man.

by Kriskirby December 11, 2018


shook beans

Shes a youtuber who is underappreciated. she deserves everything and her smile fills our hearts with joy.

limabean more like shook beans

by mushybanana077 August 5, 2018


Bean Flickathon

When two or more females have a race who can climax the first, by solely flicking their bean. The winner takes all.

Arabella, Alexa, and I had a bean flickathon last night. Arabella gushed across the room after 5 minutes. She looked like Niagra Falls, but at the end of the day she won

by Arou1 July 1, 2016


Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 24, 2017


Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!

Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.

by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019