J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.
That damn nigger is a bean nut.
"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)
Are you porking the beans tonight?
looks like a jalapeño but it's really just a spicy bean
that isn;t a jalapeño, it's a spicy bean
Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.
I’m a good bean
When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.
I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.