Taco Bell

A place where you can get good Mexican food at a cheap price.

Taco Bell sells good shit, try it sometime

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bell's palsy

Condition in which one half (either can be affected) of the face becomes paralyzed, usually follows lyme disease infection.

I got bell's palsy and found out it was from lyme disease....penness

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taco bell

1. King of all fast food
2. A food so good it defeats any fear of the possible ingredients

1. All bow before Taco Bell
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"

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Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.

Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.

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taco bell

A Mexican-American fast food franchise that most cherish until they reach an age ranging from 15-25, in which they realize that the rat food they are consuming is repulsive.

I used to love Taco Bell, but an incident at the age of 17 led me to realize that what I was consuming was not food.

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Brandi Belle

A sweet angel who pleases many men...

I wish my girlfriend would please me like that sweet Brandi Belle.

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Hit a bell

1.When you about to start shit or you about to fight (esp when you're extremely angry) ; when shit got real

(use only personal pronouns)
And eSpEcially if you got that black girl african american accent (it's top notch)

*input any situation*

"I HIT A BELL"

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