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A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.
I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
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Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
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When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.
When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak
My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.
One who fucks for breakfast.
Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa
The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour
I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast