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When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.
For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.
Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.
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a kid who is in denial about his sexuality but secretly everyone knows how gay he really is. he may also say he has a girlfriend but coincidentally she has a very large penis that she (a.k.a. he) uses to stick in his butthole every night.
God your such an art willis!
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A cheesy willy is a willy that tastes like cheese.
"Sucking his cheesy willy!" - Tanya Kellock
He has got such a cheesy willy!
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attempting to barter your stuff on the internet
I went on white willy to trade away my boat for a car.
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(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker
Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?
Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"
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A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"
Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"
Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
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A Comical expression that blurs the lines of authenticity and fiction, interpretation is encouraged
That song “My Girl Too” was WILLY TRAGIC