Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.
When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.
That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.
Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN
a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'
Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???
When you invite a stranger into your house that you met off the internet for a reach around.
Stop on over and buy the PS4.
A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it
*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈
The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long
Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?
Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!
1 month later:
Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!
A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.
If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"