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A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it
*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈
An alarming lack of balls or guts
I think im gonna skip this next coaster
Stop buying the mild man. Come on.
The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.
After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.
"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
A new term for outsourcing- outsourcing American energy jobs like oil and natural gas, that is.
Stop buying indulgences and sinning again, start making America independent again.
you: hi benjamin
: benjamin bui: hi poopoohead
You: no you
benjamin bui: dies*
When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!