boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.

When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.

Buy a

Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it

BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN

buying flowers

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

buy the ps4

When you invite a stranger into your house that you met off the internet for a reach around.

Stop on over and buy the PS4.

You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it

*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈

Boheme Bui Vien

The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long

Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?

Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!

1 month later:

Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"