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1.)People from upstate New York, who when you visit them you see more flannel then normal clothes.
2.)Usually Laundry day when the red necks have to wash their cammo for the first time in a month
3.)Any place where going to Wal-Mart is a night out on the town.
4.)Utica
5.) People who complain from upstate that they pay a ton of taxes for our subways and forget everyone else does it. if its such a porblem and you feel like youre not getting your moneys worth...move!
see also upstate new york
" a deadly wreck at a Flannel Country Wal-mart parking lot leaves 2 john deer tractor pilots dead. Alcohol may be a factor."
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1. A sport that requires a lot of running.
2. Something mexicans are good at.
1. Cross country is too difficult for me.
2. Person 1: Did you see that guy run that marathon?
person 2: Yeah, but I don't think he's from this country.
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a twangy brand of rock music sung by cowboys who think they are hardcore rockers because they have distorted guitars
countr is cowboys on whiske and country rock is cowboys on vodka because they ran out of whiskey. either way its still drunken cowboys
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Abbrevation: CAF
Originally coined in a small town in South Jersey, It is used as an insult for those who dress or act like southern folk, but just can't get it right. Typical cases of CAF are often found at country concerts, heavily intoxicated, and only there for an excuse to drink. Also found in rich suburbs with one or two farms who use the labor of illegal immigrants not themselves. They play country music when in public or at parties, but don't understand it or its philosophy, making them return to their main steam "coon tunes" when alone or with close friends.
Country as Fuck males are often seen with attractive, high maintenance, and niave females. These girls, once hooked up with a true backwoods boy, never go back to the poser.
Typical city girl: "See that guy with the 55 gallon drum stacks on his rotted out truck? He is so Country!"
Backwoods boy: "Sweetheart, with his outfit of a Walmart cowboy hat, and sleeveless flannel he ain't foolin' anyone. White ray bans, basketball shorts, and a pair of neon pink high top Jordans too? Gimme a break! He ain't Country, he's Country as Fuck!"
Bought truck: "I don't have big tires with my store bought lifted truck, how come you do?"
Built truck: "Because you are Country as Fuck!"
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A ride you and friends take, either through the country, or just anywhere in a car, with the sole purpose being to smoke a blunt or joint.
"Where you guys been?"
"I just got back from a country ride with Boomer and Erin."
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A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.
Farmer Harter is such a country bumpkin.
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The term used for insulting Native Americans.
Yea, my friend is a country nigger.
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