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An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.
Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.
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a small city in the north end of the Sacramento valley where the radical right has taken a strong hold and has set up base camp for everything white.
Redding has a large population of hillbillies that like to pretend that they are yuppie's. to make my case the local Starbuck's is the only one that sell's Larry the cable guy's CD's.
Man, Redding, California is a so white that i sometimes think i am in 1955 era Selma Alabama!
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when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole
WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!
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Shoving a tube into a girl's ass then rolling HotWheels cars down it.
"Give me a California speedway!"
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To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.
Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection
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The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry
"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"
"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"
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where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."
another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only "california rich."
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