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A country that surley needs to grow a set And is a cluster fuck of debacles that is waisting the time of all em lil bitches in Canada.
Canadas history has Too many Mexicans in Canada and has a magazine called the "Beaver" fuckin fail . -.-
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while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.
while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)
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A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.
Eh! Those two moose's are Canada's History on our porch. Get the camera!
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Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.
My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
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A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.
Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.