Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

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Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

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Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"