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St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers
At Joseph’s catholic college is not good
The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
Underwear that have a lot of holes in them and they are very worn down, hence why they're "holy".
Drey's balls are touching his pants since he's wearing his Catholic underwear.
What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.
Frollo “ Quasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”
A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
I have depression
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I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School