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When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit
Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.
When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.
Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili”
An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.
Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
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An iconic vine that is quoted a lot.
*walks into bathroom* hi welcome to chilis
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It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.
Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.
Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.
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