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Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
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When you have to squint to read something.
"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "
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Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce
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When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.
I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.
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The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.
I was late to work because i was stuck in a chinese fingertrap
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The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. Itβs normaly done without lube, itβs normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: βHow was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.β
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The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.
My inbox is full of Chinese scams.
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