shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

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chip change

The "currency" used when paying for an item while using a computer or smart phone.

Follows the nomenclature of other established currencies which all start with the letter "c" – cash, credit, credit card, check, coin

Some times shortened to "chips"

When Joe said he didn't have any change for the vending machine Nicole said, "Just wave your phone at it. It takes chip change."

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fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

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Fish and chip

Shove some chips into your girls fishy coochie (make sure it’s unwashed for 3 days atleast) crumble them whilst fingering her (preferably the glock technique) and then eat her out and make sure to swallow her fish particles and chips :)

I ate my girl out in a whole new way and it was like fish and chips

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Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.

Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.

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Soda and Chips

If you're in South Beach Miami, yell this out on Washington Ave. and you're gauranteed to have a pleasant night. Watch for po-po.

"Soda and chiips...half off!"

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chip chip cheerio

Ching Chong but for Bri'ish scumbags

Person: It's the chip chip cheerio guy! he's a chip chip!

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