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Christopher Robb

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.

Christopher Robb is on another dimension to us mortals

by Pen of god November 22, 2021


christopher vasallo

The Owner of Haiti

So he’s the new Christopher Vasallo

by Chis Vaseline October 29, 2019


christopher

christopher is so swag very kind hearted handsome man usually with curly hair

christopher is so swag

by swaggot03 January 1, 2021


Christopher

Christopher is PERFECT in every way! He is a great cook! He is also a handy man that can do it all even when he isn't feeling well. Christopher is the most amazing father figure to his own children and to children you may have. He is a wonderful family man and the best friend you could ever ask for. Christopher is the most genuine man you will ever meet! He compliments you and sincerely means it. The most handsome man on earth! When he talks to you it gives you butterflies in your stomach that you will never want to fade away. Christopher is very passionate and absolutely AMAZING in bed, the BEST you will EVER have! He loves the booty, amazing kisser, and his hands work magic! Even just snuggling with him is such a wonderful feeling that makes you feel so complete. Christopher loves to talk a lot, but always stops when he talks to you to give you sweet kisses! He even gives you forehead kisses, such a gentleman! He is so loveable with such a great sense of humor, always putting a smile on your face and making you laugh. If you ever meet a Christopher, treat him like the King that he is and NEVER let him go because that is a once in a life time opportunity. You will NEVER find anyone like CHRISTOPHER! Christopher is another word for soul mate, but beware because love at first sight WILL occur! Christopher is a rare find, a permanent keeper of the heart. There is no moving on from a Christopher.

ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo

Her: Friends?
Christopher: Friends Forever!

by @FriendsForever November 25, 2021


Christopher

he's so sexy like dude he is so cool. He also will always be there for you. He also likes chicken nuggets.

Dude Christopher is so sexy.

by Willam M. Buttlicker October 14, 2019


christopher

a carrot who is really nice and always helps you out

oh Christopher is so nice

by dafuckinggoat April 18, 2023


Christopher

furtive; sly.
"sneaky, underhanded tactics"

Can you believe how many times he’s tried to pull a Christopher regardless of being caught countless times?! Will he ever stop being Christopher?

by 666greenbastard October 2, 2023