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Doing dirt in the hood but livin in the burbz.
(aka Selling drugs)
"I'm on the grind, movin them cupcakes"
-Fat Joe
term used to show up those who call you a "smut muffin" thinking you're too blonde too figure out that its an insult. tums is simply smut backwards, and cupcake is just a way of mimicking the "smut muffin" phrase and one uping it by adding frosting. "tums cupcakes" are generally people too sheltered or stuck up to realize how obvious the insult is, and are usually the aggressor of the situation, calling their victims smut muffin freely not aware of the consequences.
ass: "youre just a smut muffin."
smartie: "I know thats an insult you tums cupcake. just because my hair is blonde doesnt mean im not smart enough to see through your dumb insults. read a dictionary."
ass: "why are we talking about tums? does your stomach hurt?"
smartie: "wouldnt you like to know."
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A little kid who licks off all the frosting off a cupcake.
ohh there goes sally lick off all the frosting on that cupcake shes really a cupcake stripper
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Sandwich made from whole wheat bread, Chocolate dutch sprinkles ( has to be Dutch), and margarine. Simple yet surprisingly delicious, this Dutch pastry was invented by Nick Leistra's mom in 2010. The term Redneck Cupcake was coined by Natalie Rose in 2011.
Daeson - Yo Nick, I'm hungry as fuck, give me one of those Redneck Cupcakes bro.
Nick - K.
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A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
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After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.
Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase
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Frosting your cupcake can be defined as when a man shoves his finger into a woman (or man)'s anus, resulting in poop ending up on one's finger. Once the finger is removed, you bake a cupcake and frost it with the unclean finger, and later eating said cupcake.
"Hey Rory, I was totally frosting your cupcake last night"
"Yo, thanks Steve, that was so nice of you to frost my cupcake."
"Anytime, I had fun...frosting your cupcake."
"Word"
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