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A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.
Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich
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A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.
Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?
Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.
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A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.
I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!
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Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
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Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.
I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.
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The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.
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when a man/woman is performing falacio on a woman and blows his/her nose in her vagina, leaving mucus in the said vagina.
"Allison really wanted to fuck me, but I hate that bitch. So I gave her a slimy curtain. She was fuckin' pissed, but it cleared my sinus's quite well."
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