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A way for bad spellers to enter this website.
Yo man, I went to urbane dictionary and it sent me to urbandictionary.
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When a ignorant person asks what something means (usually in an inappropriate sense) and you don't even want to bother explaining it, you tell them to Urban Dictionary It, which means to look it up on urbandictionary.com. This is similar to google it.
Person 1: What does milf mean?
Person 2: Urban Dictionary it.
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The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.
Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
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A dictionary website where 60% of the words are made up ones that no one actually says when speaking. Example: abc sex, pussy willy, girlfriend button, vapor politics, etc. 90% of the words are sexual definitions with examples that are practically porn descriptions. Despite these inconveniences, it is quite helpful seeing as the slang nowadays is getting completely ridiculous.
Who knew in that retarded soulja boy song, "superman" meant to cum on a girls back, then stick a sheet on her so she looks like she's wearing a cape? Thanks, Urban dictionary, for exposing soulja boy as the fucktard prick he is
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it is a word that has these 3 words combined together, dic, tion and ary, there yah go
i was trying to find out a way.............to u no.....dictionary
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The most misleading fucked-up online web source in our History.
WHAT THE FUCK URBAN DICTIONARY????
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Anything but a dictionary.
Urban dictionary, full of expression, beliefs, rants, and stuff, YET ALMOST NO DEFINITIONS.
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