Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

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scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

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A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

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Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

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dive and dip

ya swim n get the hell out before the next day

she’s got work tomorrow so let’s go dive and dip.

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chattanooga chin dive

When you shit in someones mouth and then face fuck them.

Nothing says love like a good old nasty chattanooga chin dive.

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Pearl Diving

The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean

Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention

Warren: "Ben was pearl diving last night"
Kate: "what?"

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