How you do?

1. Short for "How are you doing?" It can also be used for the pickup variety of that question, "How you doin'? ;-)"

2. Also short for "How did you do?"

(1)
Guy: How you do? Baby.
Girl: OMG, where did you learn how to speak? That's your pickup line? hahahaha

(2)
You: How you do?
Guy: I used the line that you told me, but she laughed at me. That was so messed up.

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How’d you do that

When a person is all stoked on something simple that they accomplished and you just give them one of those looks and say jokingly with light sarcasm “how’d you do that?”

Person:i went all the way home and then back up to the property then came back- and atopped on the way and got you guys “party favors” and still partied with you bro.

Girl in the bath room pops head out: how’d you do that?

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how you doing

Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.

Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?

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You're doing it! / You did it again!

a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a substitution for praise.

You're a hollywood hotshot... You're attending the premiere screening of yet another Saw movie, Saw 14. You can't tell the director he did a good job, because he didn't. Instead, what do you say? "You're doing it! / You did it again!"

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do what you gotta do

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.

1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.

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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

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Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

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