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A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.
After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)
Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.
After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.
(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.
Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then
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To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.
Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.
Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.
"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly
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When you spend all days before exams in doing nothing and the night before the exam you decide to study all lectures
I have an exam tomorrow. I’m in dog zankation mood now.
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A meal for a real hungry person, four juicy links stuck inside one poor tight bun. A true feast to be had to any willing participant.
Oh gosh Gary, that quad dog really took me down!
Gosh darnit Gina, I might have to save my Quad Dog for dinner
The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.
"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"