They don't have maps

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)

Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps

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don't mug yourself

ok so here we go, this was first coigned by a british urban group with a twist called 'the streets' when it became the title of possibly the best song on their first album 'original pirate material'. Essentially the phrase means 'dont shoot yourself in the foot by getting obsessed with a girl who isnt worth it.' - dont be a mug, quite simply, GET A GRIP!

the corus from the streets' song:

"Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself. "

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Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase used by ER Physicians descriping the refrain from prescriping narotics.

Hey Dr. Graves, Don't Feed the bears. They only come back for more.

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You don't want

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

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why don't you

A generalized comeback when someone suggests for you to do something. Especially when said something is:
a) obvious
b) your job but you'd rather it not be

Most effectively used when your friend is right but you don't want to give them the gratification of admitting as much.

Friend1: "I really like this girl but I don't know what to do."
Friend2: "Why don't you just ask her out?"
Friend1: "Why don't you?"

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Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

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Why Don't We

Why Don't We is a "man band" consisting 5 amazing boys, Zach Herron, Corbyn Besson, Jonah Marais, Daniel Seavey, and Jack Avery. They have released three new singles in 2018, all are bops; Trust Fund Baby, Hooked, and Talk!! They also have a book coming out and merch! They are amazing and there fans are called Limelights formed from the first verse in their first ever song Taking You "I need you in my life like Limelight." Go follow and stream them on everywhere (@whydontwemusic) ♡

Why Don't We- "Man Band!"

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