dont forget the lube

When you and your women go to Walmart for supplies...

I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!

dont go chasing waterfalls

this is a warning. cause i fuck around and find out someone dying.

“wyd if i cheat on you ??”
“don’t go chasing waterfalls.”
so dont go chasing waterfalls

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

i dont speak broke

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.

hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

dont

A version of the word don't, same, but without the '.
Typically written by people with bad grammar.

I dont shut up, I grow up
Person: I don't have bad grammar, I have good grammar