A dookie is a person who doesn’t take care of themselves, a person of low standard, broke, and ugly.
“Bro why are tryna fuck with her, she’s a dookie”
A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.
Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.
Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.
A) The speck of feces (either brown, green, yellow, or grey) that appears on the tip of someone’s finger or a man’s penis after removing (finger or penis) from another person’s rectum during foreplay or anal sex. Both men and women can produce dookie dots.
Eww! Why does he always feel the need to tell everyone about his dookie dots from his hook ups?
Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
When your butt vomits. Diarrhea
That Taco Bell the other night gave me the pukie dookies.