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Unlubed anal fisting forcing any trapped air to be expelled
I rammed my fist in her arse and it sounded like five fat chicks jumping into a dry hottub
something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.
Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.
A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.
JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!
A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!
Completely out of Cum and cant cum unless you see Livvy.
All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum
Boyfriend:idk
Livvy walks in: room floods with cum
GF:omg stepbro
Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting