dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

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Dutch Comedy

1) A comedic film, of Dutch origin.

2) A Porn movie. safely named 'Dutch Comedy' because the Dutch are not noted for their humor, or indeed, their film industry. when they do make a film, it's probably dark and depressing, but they do make great porn movies!

Dave: 'Are you doing anything tonight?'

Wayne: 'Yep! My girlfriend's away, so I've got a new Dutch Comedy from America and a box of tissues. I'm going to self abuse until I cum blood.'

Dave: 'Oh!'

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Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

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dutch jumper

To drop a deuce in two different zip codes within 24 hours.

Greg became a dutch jumper after he dropped an imperial dragon at dave's house then at Chris's.

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dutch oven

while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven!!!!!!!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

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Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.