If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
Dylan is gonna rush alfie burton
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Has a 100% chance of stealing your baby sisters heart. Even if she is 10. Most likely to be a douche/asshole. Thinks heβs the man.
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a gigantic furry that also has a furry porn addiction.
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Dylan is a charming man with a HUGE hard dick, and hes in to blonds, brunnettes and BIG BOOTY BISHez
Dylan Has Huge PP last night
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A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If youβve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
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A shy young teenage girl that wants a boyfriend :)
Whoβs dylan?
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