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noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)
Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!
Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad
Hey, want some sweet eggs?
A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.
Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!
When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.
I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.
Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego
haha suddy remember egg water?
When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough
Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise
Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too
Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!