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An elijah is a rare species of crab only foun on the west shore of CALIFORNIA
Elijahs are super sexy gentlemen. They usually have brown hair and brown eyes and love girls with brown eyes and brown hair. Elijahs love girls who are funny, kind, sympathetic, quirky, and not afraid to try different things.
girl #1: “soo uhh i like Elijah”
girl #2: “yeah i’m not shocked.. it’s Elijah!”
He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out
U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah
Elijah is a funny, smart, and very handsome person. But wait till you see him in the bed, his 10 inches will please you for the rest of your life. He is also a very tall person who will protect you from anything or anybody.
bro is the biggest prick ever, dude gives no fucks about how his actions affect others.
elijah is the most self centered man i've ever met