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American English but with a different name.
You speak American English
No, this is Canadian English
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I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth
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Known as the England saying of the fine art of T-Bagging.
If looking at the example, this means George Harrison invented the English Dip/T-Bag.
If you look exactly at the 3:00 mark in the middle of The Beatles' Hello Goodbye video, George Harrison is seen doing the English Dip. This is also linked to being that George Harrison may be the inventor of T-Bagging.
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Mindless folk who seek tax exemption whilst claiming it back through the currency of carpet samples, broken televisions and tesco value goods.
Hey Rekisha pass me that basmati rice ;)
Living the life of luxury with my carpet samples :)
Cant get this shit from stores my brother! *Holding carpet samples*
Im one of the "English rioters" so i have a single figured IQ and bank account.
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Taking one's penis and twisting and tying it into a bowtie shape.
Dude, I got a hooker yesterday who didnt speak englsih and she totally English bowtied me.
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What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.
O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person
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An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student
English students intrigue me
No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
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