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an evan smith is a person who overall should have been aborted.
Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.
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Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.
Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?
Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin
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Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!
Any other person: ohhh yes.
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possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.
person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....
person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!
person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd
person 2: no!!! that's romantic
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Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.
:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:
That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner
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To inset a pound of sausage into some ones ass, and then have them pinch off, patties or links, into a hot skillet.
I was hungry for some breakfast, so i told the bitch to make me some Bob Evans!
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evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.
example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f
example 2:
girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya
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A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back
I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall
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