evan smith

an evan smith is a person who overall should have been aborted.

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.

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Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.

Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.

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evan and julia

possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.

person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....

person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!

person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd

person 2: no!!! that's romantic

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Evan Stone

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

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Bob Evans

To inset a pound of sausage into some ones ass, and then have them pinch off, patties or links, into a hot skillet.

I was hungry for some breakfast, so i told the bitch to make me some Bob Evans!

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Drippy evan

Drippy evan... know has a really delegated person on discord he is looking forward to becoming a discord developer.. evan is also bros with thatc00kie on tiktok

Drippy evan went to go record a video with thatc00kie

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Evan McCown

A nigga that will fuck your bitch with his 12 incher.

Yo Evan McCown is gonna anal your bitch.

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