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A man that you realize you are better off without. He used to be your husband but is such a scuzbag that somewhere along the line he turned into a combination of the two or your scuzband. But now that you are no longer willing to put up with his lying, cheating, hypocritical, ungrateful, selfish, demeaning, always has a double standard, unwilling to engage in any behavior that does not directly benefit him (SEE SEFLISH), alcoholic ways and you are divorcing him, he has become your Ex-scuzband.
My scuzband is now my ex-scuzband because I caught him sexting Sue.
My ex-scuzband no longer lives with me, he lives with Sue. She can have him.
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The big fat Dyke thats calls herself thick but it's just fat & that's she can beat ur ass just because of her weight says she's 160 but we all know the truth, she's also the crazy ex that's won't get over you or out of your life. Basically the worst possible person you could know.
My fat ex girlfriend keeps hitting me up
World Ex Day is on 11th January.It's an annual event. On this day all you do is just call your ex and say “happy world ex day”. And it’s not just about your ex relationships but also it could be about your ex colleague, ex client, ex coach, ex best friend.
There is a group on facebook as well.
To ex girlfriend: hey, happy world ex day.how have you been?
To ex boyfriend: hey jerk, happy world ex day.
To ex boss: Hello sir, happy world ex day.
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My ex girlfriend is such a thot every week she gotta new nigga lmfao
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Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.
The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.
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what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.
your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you off her top completely!*
You: yeah? well screw you EX-BEST FRIEND!
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No, not the misogynistic term commonly by dudes who blame their ex girlfriends on being "crazy" when in actuality it's a simplification of a number of mental illnesses.
I'm talking about the show that ran from 2015-2019, written by Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna. A dark romantic comedy musical, that produced 157 original songs over the course of it's run.
It follows Rebecca Bunch, a successful lawyer living in New York whose motives in life are completely flipped around when she bumps into Josh Chan, a guy she dated for a onth when she was 16 at summer camp. She decides to move to his hometown, West Covina in Calefornia. Despite the shows name, the whole goal of the show is to take the harmful term back, and explain the reasons why it's harmful.
While Rebecca may seem like the perfect example of the "crazy ex-girlfriend", she suffers from undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder, and does bad things throughout the series that lead up to her diagnosis, all while trying to deal with romance. While she first tries to persue Josh Chan, it changes to a love triangle and then a "love quadrangle".
The show tries to explain female sexuality, mental health and morality, among other things. It's been praised for it's represantation, like a CASUALLY gay man, and the well written arc of a man discovering his bisexuality.
Also the songs are fucking awesome.
In conclusion, I recommend it, watch it, it's on Netflix.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is my favourite show but it's rare I come across anyone who has watched it and I desperately need to rant about it, that's why I end up writing urban dictionary entries about it to get out my obsession.
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