The Big F

Stands for “Fart Master” which is someone who rips the largest farts. We don’t have any silent and deadly type stuff, it’s just the ear trembling train horn type farts.

Jeez! The Big F really isn’t holding anything back today. I’m going to need a gas mask.

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F Party

Event in which numerous trombone players arranged in a circle play a low F as loud possible, preferably with shrieking women inside said circle.

The F in F Party stands for foghorn!

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F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

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F*ckered

a word meaning messed up

Man, I fuckered that all up.

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f-ilarious

origin: truncation of the two words 'fucking' and hilarious'
used when there is minimum time, for maximum impact, as there are only 4 syllables instead of six.
definition: something that has greatly amused you, or continues to do so, would be described as 'f-ilarious'

1. The Office (UK series) is f-ilarious. The US version however, will not be.
2. It was f-ilarious when that drunken fool started ripping down the posters outside my room last night.
3. The world can be made much simpler by using truncated words such as f-hilarious

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F*ckening

1. A word typically used to refer to a bad situation.
2. When a younger sibling is being punished, often for something you did.
Sometimes associated with reckoning.

"And so descends...the f*ckening."
"The f*ckening begins."

Lisa F

Lisa is the coolest girl in the world. She is kind, smart, funny, and above all has impeccable music taste. She lights up a room with her warm and easygoing personality, and is the kind of girl you will never not have fun with. She has the right amount of sarcasm, wit, and banter to go toe to toe with even the best hecklers. She is a lot more badass and cool than she thinks she is, and needs to be reminded this from time to time. Although she finds herself bouncing between rocky relationships, her friends know that anyone would be lucky to even be around her. There is someone who likes her a lot but doesn't think she's interested and therefore doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

"Hey, I just saw Lisa F the other day"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"