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When people from earlier in your life whom you hated decide to friend you on Facebook as if you're old friends.
"David must have Facebook amnesia. He friended me even though I hated that little fucker back in high school."
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Girls who edit pictures of themselves before posting them on Facebook to mislead people into believing that they're smokin hot, when in reality they're trolls.
Mike: Dude, she's smokin hot. Did you see her profile pic?
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
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Basically facebook drama is drama that occurs on facebook. The term drama encompasses emotional, personal things, including fights, personal opinions ect.
Because of how facebook is built, there is a high degree of access to others conversations, and people who may have never talked see what others say. Since all people believe they are right, they feel the need to point out where others are wrong, in what they said, what they did their opinion, who they stick up for, ect. Another way to prove someone wrong is to invalidate them, in facebooks case usually means insulting them. The subsequent arguments are drama, and are termed facebook drama, because without facebook it is highly likely none of it would have happened.
you know when one of your friends says something, and you comment on it, and another of their friends doesn't get it, thinks your serious, and viciously attacks you over it? That's facebook drama
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Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.
After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.
Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.
She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.
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People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.
You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....
Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.
On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.
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To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy
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A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.
"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."
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