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What people say they were doing when accused of, or suspected of, smoking weed
Teacher: Why are you late? And why do you smell like marijuana?
Student: I was running through a field of berries.
A school where half of the people are catfishes, 6th graders get pregnant, kids smoke 🍃 in the bathrooms and the teachers are man asf for no reason
Man I love Vivian Field Middle School
Girl stop lying.
Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.
"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"
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(adj.)
A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
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"Dude you know Jessica I can't wait to plow her bean field"
Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
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The day a legend was born and will always be one even when they die.
Look theirs right field on right field day!
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